Comments on: Pervert, Esq.: Part One

By: Eileen DeDonis

Eileen DeDonis — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 00:45:31 +0000

No, of course not. And I dont want to get it, or any other STDs. As a matter of fact, you can get cervical cancer from Oral Sex. So that’s why my men have to wear a condom. Yes, they protest, but guess what, a bj with a raincoat is better than no raincoat at all. Plus, with a condom there is no issue of swallowing, which you men do not have to do. You dont see my boyfriend complaining.

By: WebTechProfessional

WebTechProfessional — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 23:03:38 +0000

Hit her hours in Sept. What a tool! ( Really that means good for you) If she can do that, why bother being an easy lay for guys who think they ought to be able to have the girl for one night.

By: anonymous

anonymous — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 21:08:51 +0000

De Donis–do you have AIDS? just curious.

By: Eileen DeDonis

Eileen DeDonis — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 18:56:02 +0000

I agree FULLY, but again, I hate to beat a dead horse, but if Wilbur is getting his rocks off, the woman should insist on a condom. It will also solve the problem he has with the woman’s breath, as the condom will catch all of that before he has to “swap spit” with her. I agree that Wilbur should also brush his own teeth, irregardless of what he decides to do for his “date”.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 12:56:05 +0000

Wilbur–what kind of gentleman scampers out of a girl’s apartment after dropping his load? And to insist on her cleaning her mouth out before kissing her? Don’t you have any gratitude for what she has done for you. And it is your own spunk that you’d be spit swapping for.. Im sure your breath is pretty nasty too.

By: Wilbur Moore

Wilbur Moore — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 22:37:56 +0000

This is pretty good stuff. Is it true, or is it fiction? I didn’t know that our Legal Tease would actually f*** as well as sleep over with a law firm partner. When I wind up getting a quickie, I prefer it be at the woman’s place, so I can bolt out of there whenever I want. If a woman is at my place, I don’t object if she wants to leave quickly afterward, but as a gentleman, I often let a woman stay over and cuddle (yuk!) and go out for breakfast. Since I always go to the same place, people there know what we’ve been up to. It is awkward, as I have to make small talk, provide her with a toothbrush (I always keep a spare), and even kiss her (though only after she cleans her mouth out).

So we anxiously await the author’s revelations. Maybe the guy will want to go backdoor in the morning, and this would not be good, particularly if the Legal Tease ate Mexican food the nite before. Let us know.

By: anonymous

anonymous — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 19:59:28 +0000

WE ARE READY FOR PART TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By: Mr. Nerlman

Mr. Nerlman — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 09:57:33 +0000

I think Eileen is practical, and I like a practical woman. She probably keeps one box of rubbers in her night drawer at home, and one box in her purse, for special occasions where she can get “hot and heavy” on the road. Also, she appears to know how to use, which must mean she is attractive enough to have sex with. That’s also a good thing for a female lawyer. So, even though I’m not a big rubber fan, keep on truckin’ Eileen, and don’t let these limpy wimps stop you from doing your own thang!

By: Laker

Laker — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 05:27:34 +0000

Why does everyone say call her BFW?

By: WTP

WTP — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 04:34:29 +0000

They were at the equity partner’s loft. I assume he keeps a good supply of profilactics there in various thicknesses (for the kind of girls he knows versus the ones he does not know so well). This particular girl is probably getting the steal belted type variety. Does anyone think this is the first time he has had a sleepover with a starstruck associate? This is likely why he put her on the project to begin with. A smart guy will never start anything real with a girl who gives it up the first night. He’ll probably tap that a few more times before giving the subtle brush off.