Comments on: Do I Bail on the Firm Holiday Party? http://www.sweethotjustice.com/2008/11/25/do-i-bail-on-the-firm-holiday-party/ An entertaining inside look at BigLaw and beyond Fri, 03 Sep 2010 18:56:44 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 hourly 1 By: CuteGeekChick http://www.sweethotjustice.com/2008/11/25/do-i-bail-on-the-firm-holiday-party/comment-page-1/#comment-333 CuteGeekChick Fri, 05 Dec 2008 18:22:20 +0000 http://www.sweethotjustice.com/?p=1144#comment-333 Man, really, what firm are you at? Last year's holiday party for my Firm had 2 after parties, and some private after-parties for those. Keep yourself at bay when it comes to open bar. Besides, I personally can't think why a female attorney would want to risk her career by having sex with a first-year. Don't worry about it, show your face at the party, meet the right people and bail on a good excuse. Man, really, what firm are you at? Last year’s holiday party for my Firm had 2 after parties, and some private after-parties for those. Keep yourself at bay when it comes to open bar. Besides, I personally can’t think why a female attorney would want to risk her career by having sex with a first-year. Don’t worry about it, show your face at the party, meet the right people and bail on a good excuse.

]]> By: Alex Hump http://www.sweethotjustice.com/2008/11/25/do-i-bail-on-the-firm-holiday-party/comment-page-1/#comment-283 Alex Hump Fri, 28 Nov 2008 17:41:19 +0000 http://www.sweethotjustice.com/?p=1144#comment-283 Where's the legal tease? We haven't heard from her lately. I hope she's not busy working overtime sucking on some old ball sack at the firm. Where’s the legal tease? We haven’t heard from her lately. I hope she’s not busy working overtime sucking on some old ball sack at the firm.

]]> By: Alex Hump http://www.sweethotjustice.com/2008/11/25/do-i-bail-on-the-firm-holiday-party/comment-page-1/#comment-282 Alex Hump Fri, 28 Nov 2008 00:07:43 +0000 http://www.sweethotjustice.com/?p=1144#comment-282 This reminds me of me when I was a first year. What a life! This reminds me of me when I was a first year. What a life!

]]> By: El http://www.sweethotjustice.com/2008/11/25/do-i-bail-on-the-firm-holiday-party/comment-page-1/#comment-281 El Wed, 26 Nov 2008 17:14:21 +0000 http://www.sweethotjustice.com/?p=1144#comment-281 Um, here's an idea: don't drink. Shouldn't be much of a dilemma. If this situation is causing such turmoil, you've got bigger issues than whether to attend a holiday party. Is is worth losing your job?????? Um, here’s an idea: don’t drink. Shouldn’t be much of a dilemma. If this situation is causing such turmoil, you’ve got bigger issues than whether to attend a holiday party. Is is worth losing your job??????

]]> By: Hello - my name is Pete, and I'm ... http://www.sweethotjustice.com/2008/11/25/do-i-bail-on-the-firm-holiday-party/comment-page-1/#comment-280 Hello - my name is Pete, and I'm ... Wed, 26 Nov 2008 15:57:17 +0000 http://www.sweethotjustice.com/?p=1144#comment-280 .. and I'm an alcoholic, Seriously - if you can't handle an open bar when your job is at stake you have a problem beyond making this mandatory appearance Club soda with a twist is a good cover - assuming you need one. Invent a liver disease you picked up in the Euphrates/Tigris delta - .. and I’m an alcoholic,

Seriously – if you can’t handle an open bar when your job is at stake you have a problem beyond making this mandatory appearance

Club soda with a twist is a good cover – assuming you need one. Invent a liver disease you picked up in the Euphrates/Tigris delta -

]]> By: Petra Peckerlicker http://www.sweethotjustice.com/2008/11/25/do-i-bail-on-the-firm-holiday-party/comment-page-1/#comment-277 Petra Peckerlicker Tue, 25 Nov 2008 10:59:23 +0000 http://www.sweethotjustice.com/?p=1144#comment-277 Fella, there is no evidence that any woman would be interested in humping with you, either at the party or elsewhere. You are a first year associate, admittedly without a girlfriend or prospects, and some kind of alcoholic problem. Just who do you think is willing to pull down their panties for a drunk lush like you anyway? Do you seriously think that a couple of free drinks are going to transform otherwise reserved women like me into a sex machine for you? What makes you believe you are even attractive to us (drunk or not)? What you need, fella, is a lesson in life. Before women like me find men attractive, they must show that they have something we would like more of. In your case, I don't see anything. And I really even don't care if you are hung like a horse, because you have to be able to know what you are doing, and how to charm me and you do not. I recomend you get a lesson from some real men before you think you are all that. Fella, there is no evidence that any woman would be interested in humping with you, either at the party or elsewhere. You are a first year associate, admittedly without a girlfriend or prospects, and some kind of alcoholic problem. Just who do you think is willing to pull down their panties for a drunk lush like you anyway? Do you seriously think that a couple of free drinks are going to transform otherwise reserved women like me into a sex machine for you? What makes you believe you are even attractive to us (drunk or not)? What you need, fella, is a lesson in life. Before women like me find men attractive, they must show that they have something we would like more of. In your case, I don’t see anything. And I really even don’t care if you are hung like a horse, because you have to be able to know what you are doing, and how to charm me and you do not. I recomend you get a lesson from some real men before you think you are all that.

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