Comments on: A Rose by Any Other Name

By: Alma Federer

Alma Federer — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 13:48:20 +0000

I agree with you, Eileen. Finally, another woman who thinks the same way I do. We have to stick together and teach these men to adore us. But I withhold sex until I am pretty sure the guy will marry me. I am not sure if that is what you do, too.

By: Eileen DeBonis

Eileen DeBonis — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 12:27:49 +0000

I have been very busy, but see that the same jerkoffs are visiting this cite. We need to find a way to get some Salpeter to the men who read this website. They think that women are just here to please and sleep with them. They do not consider what we women want.

Men, we are not just lawyers laying around waiting for you to come to us and have sex. We have brains, and are not just sexual repositories for you. We went to law school, too, and we are members of the bar, so don’t think that you are all that better than us.

Women, I invite all of you to protest against men who just think of us as sex objects. Do not give in to men and have sex unless they are real caring men. Not the type like I see here that just burp, fart and walk away.

I suggest we use this website as our vehicle to deny unworthy men of the sex they claim they need so bad until they REFORM. Are you with me ladies?

By: Guano Dubango

Guano Dubango — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 13:38:51 +0000

Greggies, you are but an inexperienced young gazelle. I seek an eligible wife–sex is not the problem. There have been plenty of women willing to spend the night with me. I want an eligible woman, preferably a member of the bar, who is 1) smart; 2) beautiful; 3) young enough to bear me at least 3 children and 4) willing to return to my home country to live with my Aunt Ooona, who must preapprove her.

This, my young friend, makes it more challenging. If I were just looking for meaningless sex, there are plenty of opportunities in my own law firm. But I have learned never to mix work with play.

Good luck to you, my friend. You should think twice before spending this kind of money on an education unless you find a woman willing to pay for your dalliances.

By: Greggles

Greggles — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 00:19:00 +0000

Hey Guano Dubango…..I’m still in my first year of law school but at I’m not so socially awkward like you that I feel I should go on all kinds of law school sites and tell people I’m some kind of prince to try to get sex. So…here’s my offer to you….

How about you pay for the remainder of my law school with your princely fortune and I’ll show you how to not be a total douche who scares women away? I’m sure I’d be able to get even someone like you laid, but who knows, you might even learn to like to speak to people like you’re not such a pompous ass…I’m just sayin….let me know if you accept….that will be $42,000 + $42,000 + $21,000 + living expenses — I’d add it up for you but I’m sure you’re used to adding very large numbers when counting your vast fortune…

I await your reply

By: Guano Dubango

Guano Dubango — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 15:42:30 +0000

Thank you, El. I have always thought you were perky and potentially very attractive. We have to stick together on this, as we await future posts from the Legal Tease. I think she would be great in bed, too.

By: El

El — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 13:28:53 +0000

I have to second “Guano” on the go stumble somewhere else part to “jill.” She probably won’t ever read it though b/c I’m sure she’s off doing some volunteer work with her free time — that is, the free time that she’s not spending stumbling across sites and commenting on how boring they are. Because *that’s* a really valuable way of spending one’s free time. Hurray Jill!!!

By: Guano Dubango

Guano Dubango — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 12:42:06 +0000

Jill, I would tell you to shut your mouth entirely, but I at least know that the female mouth is good for one thing. Now go to stumble somewhere else, thank you.

By: jill

jill — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 21:10:43 +0000

Stumbled across this site by accident. So many desperados in the legal field. get over yourselves. Do some volunteer work if you have free time. No one gives a rat’s ass how hard you work or do not work, how lonely your life is working long hours. You are a humongous group of egomaniacs! Definitely not people that one would want to hang out with! snore snore snore!!

By: MercyX

MercyX — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 22:06:09 +0000

This comments section is like a GD circus. If I didn’t know how crazy trolls like Eileen and Xuan can be, I’d think LT was making that shit up just to stir up some laughs. Either way… awesome. Also, great blog!

By: Bill Dugan

Bill Dugan — Sun, 03 May 2009 12:07:45 +0000

Now that I have had more of a chance to think about it, it might have been much more interesting if the Legal Tease had taken this guy home,and had wild sex with him. Maybe then she’d have become the fiancee, and he would then never have had to ask this dumb question about spa treatments for the original fiancee. If he ever did bring up the fiancee after the wild sex, the Legal Tease could then have a legal defense if she then proceeded to bite his crank off. Now wouldn’t THAT have been a more interesting story?