Comments on: How Do I Handle Holiday Gifts for the Secretary Pool?

By: Willa Cone

Willa Cone — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 04:15:54 +0000

Your a jerk.

By: A Jones

A Jones — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 20:17:19 +0000

My secretary (if you want to call her that) sucks. She does nothing all day, and all I ask once or twice is to address an envelope or a FEDEX.

She makes such a big deal of it I often do it myself.

I am going to do what my dear old dad recommended: “Give her shit and push her in it”. That is what she deserves.

By: Joseph Della

Joseph Della — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 11:01:53 +0000

Who is going to give me something? I think someone ought to have a lawyer’s appreciation day.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 04:02:30 +0000

Don’t know about Hump but life should be fun. I haven’t had to settle for less than top shelf babes, and am not about to start in after I graduate. The value of a gift certificate to Victoria’s secret I would give is $200. That can get her a pretty hot camisole with crotchless panties. Not sure if Hump is able to swing the bucks for that.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 22:16:12 +0000

Alex Hump needs to get a life

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 15:38:07 +0000

To the commenter immediately above: did you even *read* the question/answer? Your comment is idiotic.

As to the 100/per year of seniority thing, that may be the way things work in biglaw firms, but there’s no way that’s going on where I work (big-to-med-big firm). Most of the attorneys here are worried about keeping their jobs and a $500 gift from a fifth year is not even close to happening.

Go with a $25 Starbucks gift card for each and call it a day.

By: Alex Hump

Alex Hump — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 12:33:18 +0000

If good looking, I’d give her a gift certificate to Victoria’s Secret and tell her, before giving her the gift certificate, that I wanted her to “model” her new gift over at my place. If she agreed, I’d be all set. If she refused, I would not give her the certificate. Win/Win, man!