Comments on: Strike! http://www.sweethotjustice.com/2008/12/31/strike/ An entertaining inside look at BigLaw and beyond Thu, 02 Feb 2012 09:11:19 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 hourly 1 By: CuteGeekChick http://www.sweethotjustice.com/2008/12/31/strike/comment-page-1/#comment-607 CuteGeekChick Thu, 29 Jan 2009 22:45:09 +0000 http://www.sweethotjustice.com/?p=1245#comment-607 Anonymous... lame, really... not even funny. Anonymous… lame, really… not even funny.

]]> By: Anonymous http://www.sweethotjustice.com/2008/12/31/strike/comment-page-1/#comment-502 Anonymous Thu, 08 Jan 2009 10:02:46 +0000 http://www.sweethotjustice.com/?p=1245#comment-502 More Eastern wisdom for the Southern Lawyer: Man trapped in woman's pantry have ass in jam. Woman who fly upside down have crack up. Man who stick face in punchbowl get punch in nose. Man who go to bed with itchy asshole wake up with smelly finger. Man who go to bed with sex in mind wake up with solution in hand. Virgin like balloon . . . one prick, all gone. Baby conceived in automatic car: shiftless bastard. A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose. Find old man's penis in dark, not hard! Man who smoke pot choke on handle. Man who put head on railroad track to listen for train likely to end up with splitting headache. Sailor who get discharged from navy leave buddies behind. Secretary becomes permanent fixture when screwed on desk. Don't drink and park, accidents cause people. He who cross ocean twice without washing is dirty double crosser. Man who tell one too many light bulb joke soon burn out! It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. Woman who cook carrots and peas in same pot is unsanitary. Man who fart in church sit in own pew! Man who eat many prunes, sit on toilet many moons. Those who quote me are fools. Man who drive like hell bound to get there! Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants! Man who stand on toilet is high on pot! Man who sit on tack get point! Man who run behind car get exhausted! Man who jump off cliff jump to conclusion! War does not determine who's right, war determine who's left. More Eastern wisdom for the Southern Lawyer:

Man trapped in woman’s pantry have ass in jam.
Woman who fly upside down have crack up.
Man who stick face in punchbowl get punch in nose.
Man who go to bed with itchy asshole wake up with smelly finger.
Man who go to bed with sex in mind wake up with solution in hand.
Virgin like balloon . . . one prick, all gone.
Baby conceived in automatic car: shiftless bastard.
A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose.
Find old man’s penis in dark, not hard!
Man who smoke pot choke on handle.
Man who put head on railroad track to listen for train likely to end up with splitting headache.
Sailor who get discharged from navy leave buddies behind.
Secretary becomes permanent fixture when screwed on desk.
Don’t drink and park, accidents cause people.
He who cross ocean twice without washing is dirty double crosser.
Man who tell one too many light bulb joke soon burn out!
It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
Woman who cook carrots and peas in same pot is unsanitary.
Man who fart in church sit in own pew!
Man who eat many prunes, sit on toilet many moons.
Those who quote me are fools.
Man who drive like hell bound to get there!
Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants!
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot!
Man who sit on tack get point!
Man who run behind car get exhausted!
Man who jump off cliff jump to conclusion!
War does not determine who’s right, war determine who’s left.

]]> By: Anonymous http://www.sweethotjustice.com/2008/12/31/strike/comment-page-1/#comment-501 Anonymous Thu, 08 Jan 2009 09:05:23 +0000 http://www.sweethotjustice.com/?p=1245#comment-501 I think the Southern Lawyer needs to get analyzed by Xuan Lin, but for the time being, here is an old Chinese Saying that I am taking the liberty to provide to him in the interim: Confucious say: It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl. I believe he needs more wise counsel-->>>>Man who farts in church sits in own pew. Xuan Lin, if I have misspoken, please advise. I think the Southern Lawyer needs to get analyzed by Xuan Lin, but for the time being, here is an old Chinese Saying that I am taking the liberty to provide to him in the interim:

Confucious say: It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.

I believe he needs more wise counsel–>>>>Man who farts in church sits in own pew.

Xuan Lin, if I have misspoken, please advise.

]]> By: Southern Lawyer http://www.sweethotjustice.com/2008/12/31/strike/comment-page-1/#comment-500 Southern Lawyer Wed, 07 Jan 2009 23:16:43 +0000 http://www.sweethotjustice.com/?p=1245#comment-500 Dude, whatever! She gives play by play commentary on each comment like she's a damn sports announcer! If you find that insightful, you need to get tested because I’m pretty sure that means you are mildly retarded. Dude, whatever! She gives play by play commentary on each comment like she’s a damn sports announcer! If you find that insightful, you need to get tested because I’m pretty sure that means you are mildly retarded.

]]> By: Wilbur Moore http://www.sweethotjustice.com/2008/12/31/strike/comment-page-1/#comment-499 Wilbur Moore Wed, 07 Jan 2009 21:44:01 +0000 http://www.sweethotjustice.com/?p=1245#comment-499 I think Xuan Lin is pretty good. She provides insight we might not have had about human nature. She has a graduate degree I think in Clinical Psychology, and maybe is a lawyer too, or at least is dating a lawyer. She has been around the site for a while, so she's pretty knowledgeable about human nature and law topics. Keep up the good work, Xuan Lin. I think Xuan Lin is pretty good. She provides insight we might not have had about human nature. She has a graduate degree I think in Clinical Psychology, and maybe is a lawyer too, or at least is dating a lawyer. She has been around the site for a while, so she’s pretty knowledgeable about human nature and law topics. Keep up the good work, Xuan Lin.

]]> By: Southern Lawyer http://www.sweethotjustice.com/2008/12/31/strike/comment-page-1/#comment-498 Southern Lawyer Wed, 07 Jan 2009 21:13:40 +0000 http://www.sweethotjustice.com/?p=1245#comment-498 HA! CuteGeekChick rocks!! HA! CuteGeekChick rocks!!

]]> By: CuteGeekChick http://www.sweethotjustice.com/2008/12/31/strike/comment-page-1/#comment-497 CuteGeekChick Wed, 07 Jan 2009 17:12:26 +0000 http://www.sweethotjustice.com/?p=1245#comment-497 I, personally, would try to stay as far away from the "shingles partner" as possible, even though I had chicken pox when I was little. I feel bad for you having to hide in the [s]closet[/s] bathroom stall with your Blackberry. But I guess the choice was obvious - read, or subject yourself to more stress and discomfort. I'll take reading off the tiny BB screen in the bathroom over the latter any time! I, personally, would try to stay as far away from the “shingles partner” as possible, even though I had chicken pox when I was little. I feel bad for you having to hide in the [s]closet[/s] bathroom stall with your Blackberry. But I guess the choice was obvious – read, or subject yourself to more stress and discomfort. I’ll take reading off the tiny BB screen in the bathroom over the latter any time!

]]> By: CuteGeekChick http://www.sweethotjustice.com/2008/12/31/strike/comment-page-1/#comment-496 CuteGeekChick Wed, 07 Jan 2009 17:00:49 +0000 http://www.sweethotjustice.com/?p=1245#comment-496 Xuan Lin - are you for real? Aren't we lucky, we got our own persnal online shrink here. And, we don't have to pay a dime for consultations :) What a sweet deal, if only it wasn't funny. Xuan, why do you have to analyze everything and everyone? Just curious... Don't you have friends in real life you can talk and give your weird advice to? I think most people have their own opinion of Eileen, or Alex, or Southern Lawyer, and your written analysis won't change it. BTW - HAPPY NEW YEAR everyone! Xuan Lin – are you for real?

Aren’t we lucky, we got our own persnal online shrink here. And, we don’t have to pay a dime for consultations :) What a sweet deal, if only it wasn’t funny. Xuan, why do you have to analyze everything and everyone? Just curious… Don’t you have friends in real life you can talk and give your weird advice to? I think most people have their own opinion of Eileen, or Alex, or Southern Lawyer, and your written analysis won’t change it.

BTW – HAPPY NEW YEAR everyone!

]]> By: Alex Hump http://www.sweethotjustice.com/2008/12/31/strike/comment-page-1/#comment-492 Alex Hump Wed, 07 Jan 2009 13:46:22 +0000 http://www.sweethotjustice.com/?p=1245#comment-492 Your right Xuan Lin. Eileen is a pig who I've given over to the Southern Lawyer. I don't need a woman like that in my bed--I don't care what her sexual techniques are. A pig with lipstick is still a pig. Your right Xuan Lin. Eileen is a pig who I’ve given over to the Southern Lawyer. I don’t need a woman like that in my bed–I don’t care what her sexual techniques are. A pig with lipstick is still a pig.

]]> By: Eileen DeBonis http://www.sweethotjustice.com/2008/12/31/strike/comment-page-1/#comment-490 Eileen DeBonis Tue, 06 Jan 2009 10:53:58 +0000 http://www.sweethotjustice.com/?p=1245#comment-490 Xuan Lin, what in the world makes you think that I either (i) need sex or (ii) want sex from either Alex Hump or the Southern Lawyer? If you knew anything about me, you would know that I (i) have all the sex I can ever hope for and (ii) do not, in the least, find anything attractive about either Alex Hump (who appears to think directly through his urethra) or the Southern Lawyer (who I don't really know much about, but could possibly find something attractive, over time, if I got to know him). In order for me to have sex, I first have to be attracted --physically and emotionally--to a person. If, and only if, I get to this stage, then and only then will I provide my body to a man. I can add that none of the men I have ever let into my world have ever complained about the sex I provide for them. I am not reserved once I give myself to a man, because the man also gives himself to me. You can put that in your psychological cauldron and tell us what your opinion is. Xuan Lin, what in the world makes you think that I either (i) need sex or (ii) want sex from either Alex Hump or the Southern Lawyer? If you knew anything about me, you would know that I (i) have all the sex I can ever hope for and (ii) do not, in the least, find anything attractive about either Alex Hump (who appears to think directly through his urethra) or the Southern Lawyer (who I don’t really know much about, but could possibly find something attractive, over time, if I got to know him).

In order for me to have sex, I first have to be attracted –physically and emotionally–to a person. If, and only if, I get to this stage, then and only then will I provide my body to a man. I can add that none of the men I have ever let into my world have ever complained about the sex I provide for them. I am not reserved once I give myself to a man, because the man also gives himself to me. You can put that in your psychological cauldron and tell us what your opinion is.

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