Confucious say:

It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.
Man who farts in church sits in own pew.
Man trapped in woman’s pantry have ass in jam.
Woman who fly upside down have crack up.
Man who stick face in punchbowl get punch in nose.
Man who go to bed with itchy asshole wake up with smelly finger.
Man who go to bed with sex in mind wake up with solution in hand.
Virgin like balloon . . . one prick, all gone.
Baby conceived in automatic car: shiftless bastard.
A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose.
Find old man’s penis in dark, not hard!
Man who smoke pot choke on handle.
Man who put head on railroad track to listen for train likely to end up with splitting headache.
Sailor who get discharged from navy leave buddies behind.
Secretary becomes permanent fixture when screwed on desk.
Don’t drink and park, accidents cause people.
He who cross ocean twice without washing is dirty double crosser.
Man who tell one too many light bulb joke soon burn out!
It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
Woman who cook carrots and peas in same pot is unsanitary.
Man who fart in church sit in own pew!
Man who eat many prunes, sit on toilet many moons.
Those who quote me are fools.
Man who drive like hell bound to get there!
Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants!
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot!
Man who sit on tack get point!
Man who run behind car get exhausted!
Man who jump off cliff jump to conclusion!
War does not determine who’s right, war determine who’s left.

Women expect caring and a little romance. Men, you should not presume that we are so anxious for sex that we will immediately go for the bedroom when we see you. You must be complimentary, and sympathetic of the woman’s situation. You will get much closer to women if you follow this rule.

Men who do not follow this simple advice will not be successful with women.

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You will see that lawyers don’t stand a chance, when all the good-looking babes are looking for I-bankers.

PS: Al, I think I went to Newtown High School with your little sister, Linda, graduated in 2001.

That being said, you’re a 1L, dude. I say you get some basic experience for the first half of the summer doing something/anything (like intern for a judge or something) then, do an abroad program in Europe for the 2nd half. That’s what I did. I got excellent experience and contacts working for some great judges then I skipped town with my backpack in one hand and liver in the other, saw some great stuff, drank my ass off and then made straight A’s. When I got back I was rested, ready to go, 5 credits ahead of everyone else and already 10 spots higher in the class. This also allowed me to spread classes out over the next year and have fewer hours to stress over and more time to study when it counts.

Of course you could spend your whole summer in a library doing the most boring research out there on topics which mean nothing to you since you’ve only been in law school for one year and know exactly jack about the real world of law only to be taken to lunch by some freak show who is trying to impress you by how much he spent on his tie……yeah that’s umm fun too…then you get to do it all over again your NEXT summer.