Comments on: They Can’t All Be Happy Endings

By: Late

Late — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 16:16:35 +0000

Just found this blog – this is really hysterical article, if you ask me (which you didn’t). I agree with the commenters above that you might’ve been best to complain to management, if not sue for this assault. Still, quite funny and well-written!

By: Willem

Willem — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 22:06:21 +0000

Ya, this woman needs to assert herself. She should not let a man stick his hands anywhere without consent. Otherwise, she has to write article about it.

By: Lisa

Lisa — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 11:17:00 +0000

you should sue!

By: Rufus

Rufus — Thu, 28 May 2009 19:21:20 +0000

I would not want some man sticking his fingers down my throat, or anywhere else. It’s bad enough when I go to the dentist, and he HAS to do that. This is more like an oral protological exam. Gross!

By: ukchick

ukchick — Wed, 27 May 2009 14:45:15 +0000

hilarious! not a pleasant experience i’m sure… but he may have been trying to do manual lymph drainage on you, a masseur i had once threatened to do the same as you’ve described to me but thankfully didn’t have any gloves to hand!

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 02:59:43 +0000

where’s the legal tease? post more.

By: Bill Dugan

Bill Dugan — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 23:12:08 +0000

I think she’s a misguided woman with extra time on her hands. She probably could do a lot better things with her fingers–I have more than a few suggestions, that is, if she’s hot, young and good looking. With my luck, she’ll be a Yoko Ono look alike — high maintenance but not worth the trouble to bang.

By: WTP

WTP — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 17:04:12 +0000

Does Xuan Li remind anyone else of Tokyo Rose?

By: Li

Li — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 17:07:29 +0000

Yes, is not natural to have man shove hand into woman’s throat. In fact, no place good for this. Best to limit mutually agreed activity where woman decide first whether man do it, and then control how man do it. Otherise, woman take broom and stick up man’s ass.

By: Newbie

Newbie — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 18:15:33 +0000

I never thought any massage could be more disturbing than the couples massage I had in Lincoln Park, Chicago. Thanks for that. My mistress of terror was an Eastern Euro woman who had a hunch back, only opened one eye, burped into her mouth the entire time, and “rubbed” my back with her elbow. Her burp then exhale routine was strangely rhythmic, though not relaxing in the least. My then girlfriend just giggled at me from the other bed and refused to let me address the woman as Blinky.

This was my second attempt after a massage failing miserably in Hot Spring, NC. They were renovating so the massages were in trailers and the woman looked like a Silver-back Gorilla. My advice, take your two weeks of vacation and import a man from South America. I’m sure with your firm you can find someone who does immigration.