Comments on: Prelude to a Kiss

By: Aunt Ooona

Aunt Ooona — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 12:22:07 +0000

I forbit Guano to marry anyone without my advance permission. I paid good money to send him to school in the USA and he is now poking American women all too eager to marry him. This is forbidden in Ghana, where we already have 3 wives lined up for him.

Guano is a member of the Ubango aristocracy, and as such, his seed is reserved for use in Ghana alone.

Women, please stay away from Guano.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 00:43:14 +0000

Karma. Should have respected the ring.

By: Newbie

Newbie — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 14:43:15 +0000

Women, listen up. Stop dating lawyers. Here’s some logic for you, if firms only hire duchebags, all of the employed lawyers are duchebags, and they’re going to keep engaging in the escapades illustrated above. At base, you may be more interested in their wallet than their fidelity, in which case, happy division of future assets. So why do biglaw women fail to date the nicer attorneys who aren’t working in big law? I have two possibilities: (1) women want to date a man who makes more than them, (2) the biglaw women are the female counterpart of the biglaw man (ie nice guys want nothing to do with them).

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 20:51:34 +0000

hmmmm. Very Twilight-y. Possible, but still seems a stretch. I did find it amusing, though. What can i say, I like vampire stories.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Sat, 05 Sep 2009 18:14:47 +0000

Until reading these comments, I thought I would like to bang El. Now I am not so sure, any more, El.

Are there any other men who think alike on this point? Is El no longer in the running?

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 22:34:43 +0000

Dude, get original. Guano is at least trying to get some. What do you add to the planet other than some methane gas coming out of your rear end?

If there are any women sexually interested in Guano, please step forward.

By: anony

anony — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 19:15:29 +0000

“I am not boring, but have LLM degree from Georgetown.” Uhhh, probably not — on both points.

By: Guano

Guano — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 10:16:11 +0000

Katisha, are you available for dating? I am not boring, but have LLM degree from Georgetown.

By: Katisha

Katisha — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 14:48:42 +0000

This was the funniest story I’ve read in awhile! Don’t be too harsh on you and your friends for falling into these traps with these idiot partners…besides, who else will entertain us boring lawyer types if you didn’t get involved in these sexploits?

By: Bill Dugan

Bill Dugan — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 09:34:05 +0000

I find impossible to believe that any “fantasy-league, blonde bombshell, silicone-enhanced hot-hot” broad can’t get laid in this world, particularly by a host schleppy men lawyers out there.

What you are probably not telling us is this woman has herpes, AIDS, breath that could stop a truck, or some some other GROSS imperfection that causes men to head for the hills at the mere thought or sight of her.

I knew a young woman years ago with a smokin hot body and a good face, but with negative personality; i.e., cold and impersonal. Well it turns out years later I find out she wound up being a bull dyke. At least it wasn’t me that pushed her into some other butch. Sometimes you just can’t win, though.

If the woman is truly hot, there are plenty of normal men out there more than willing to give her a twirl.