The Marrying Kind

Oh, friends, I know: Where have I been lo these past few months?  I’d like to say that I’ve been off on a soul-searching journey, finding peace within Big Law.  Or pursuing emotional self-improvement.  Or romping around with an aspiring actor type with soccer legs and a limited vocabulary.  But, sadly, I can’t say any of those things.  Truth be told, I’ve been pursuing self-improvement of a different kind.  There’s no way of admitting this without getting ambushed, so I’ll just lay it out there: I had a breast augmentation.  A big, round, expensive one.  And if you’ll forgive the hubris, the new additions are pretty incredible. [Read more]