News Roundup 9.08.09
September 8, 2009
Do you have a legal secretary? Do you let her use your corporate Amex card? Did she rack up over $40,000 on it to fly a few “erotic male dancers” to Puerto Rico for a private party for her secret male stripper/escort business? Well, then, you’re not alone. [Above the Law]
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It was announced today that New Line Cinema and the heirs of J.R.R. Tolkien have settled a lawsuit over profits from the “Lord of the Rings” trilogy, clearing the way for a two-film prequel based on Tolkien’s novel “The Hobbit.” J.K. Rowling, take notes. [Huff Post]
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Skadden to…$100?? The ABA Journal reports on a law firm consultant who’s heralding the new age of Big Law salaries—which should be slashed down to around $100,000 - $125,000 if law firms know what’s good for them, he argues. Just in time for Fall OCI. [ABA Journal]
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How not to get an assistant gig in Hollywood—or an invite to the premier of “Oceans 14.” [TMZ]
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Another day, another hooker trying to thwart Elliot Spitzer’s self-proclaimed comeback. Oh, and this one’s even thinking of serving herself up for political office. Among other things, no doubt. [Gawker]
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Getting set for your next jewelry-stealing spree? Make sure to dig up all the marijuana in your front yard before you hit the town. Just ask this guy. [CBS News]
